MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Vladimir Putin has turn into “deeply apprehensive” about his technique after studying that Donald J. Trump referred to as him good, Kremlin sources have revealed.
After Trump praised Putin Saturday night time on the Conservative Political Motion Convention, in Orlando, the Russian overseas minister, Sergey Lavrov, reluctantly shared a video of the disturbing second with the Russian President.
“As Putin watched Trump name him good, all of the blood drained from his face,” a supply stated. “He was clearly shaken.”
After watching the video of Trump, Putin spent a sleepless night time in session with Russian army and intelligence officers to find out the place and the way he had gone improper.
“He’s rethinking every part now, and he’s in a really fragile way of thinking,” the supply stated. “If it comes out that Don, Jr., or Eric thinks he’s good, that might break him.”
In the meantime, Donald J. Trump doubled down on his help for the Russian President, providing Putin recommendation on declaring Russia bankrupt.