I See That You Are Giving Away a TV on Facebook Marketplace and I Just Have a Few Questions

Hiya! I noticed your publish, “Free BROKEN Sony TV,” on Fb Market. Is it nonetheless obtainable? I simply have just a few fundamental questions earlier than I am going out of my solution to drive ten minutes to take a bit of electronics off your porch for gratis to me.

When ought to I come get the TV? I’m obtainable at 1:30 A.M. Is that an O.Ok. time for you? If not, I may additionally come get the TV someday tomorrow, however I’m undecided when.

What measurement is the TV? Your publish says twenty-seven inches, however is that a precise measurement? Would you thoughts measuring once more and sending me a photograph of the tape measure towards the TV? I need it to take a seat precisely flush with my twenty-seven-inch TV stand whereas additionally being sufficiently small to slot in my toilet ought to I determine to maneuver it there once I take a shower. How large is my toilet? I’m undecided. What do you anticipate me to do? Measure my toilet simply to see if a free TV would slot in there?

I can’t be coming to get the TV tomorrow, however may you please take the publish down? I’ll get the TV quickly—I simply can’t probably plan when I can get the TV so I’d such as you to go forward and make it obtainable for the subsequent time I:

a) Am not working.
b) Am not watching a conflicting sporting occasion.
c) Really feel prefer it.

This may very well be at any time within the subsequent one to 12 weeks.

Does the TV are available in another colours? I see out of your publish that the TV is white with a black display. May the TV be black with a white display? Do you have got one other TV that’s black? What measurement is that TV?

The place did you buy the TV? Did you purchase it pre-owned or new? How a lot did the TV initially price? I need to know the way a lot cash I’m saving by getting it free of charge. If the TV price you lower than 200 {dollars}, it’s a must to admit, it’s actually not a lot of a discount for me. Plus, I’ve to drive to choose it up, utilizing gasoline. Maybe you possibly can compensate me for the price of removing? Ten {dollars} appears truthful to me.

What model is the TV? The publish says Sony, however is that Sony the TV model or a typo for “Sonic the Hedgehog”? If it’s a Sonic the Hedgehog-brand TV, I’m undecided that I need it, however I’ll let someday on Sunday—subsequent Sunday, not this Sunday. This Sunday, I’ll be at my cousin’s condominium in Stowe and won’t have cell service, so I gained’t be capable of contact you in regards to the TV. However, by responding to this publish, I’ve claimed this TV, and it’s rightfully mine, and you will need to preserve it secure for me till I say that I don’t need it.

Why am I getting a free TV off Fb and never buying a TV that matches my particular necessities? Properly, this TV is free, and I can inform that you just’re the form of individual who’s going to maintain answering my questions regardless of the absence of any assure that I’ll even take this TV, since you’ve spent your complete life being agreeable and attempting to make everybody such as you, even strangers with the Ferrari emblem as their Fb profile image—which brings me to my subsequent query.

Will this slot in my automobile? I perceive that you just’ve by no means seen my automobile, however absolutely in some unspecified time in the future you place this TV in your automobile. Did it match? Do you suppose your automobile is the same measurement to my automobile? My automobile is a Toyota Corolla. What sort of automobile do you have got?

Your automobile might be greater than mine. Are you able to ship the TV to my home? Truly, I’m undecided I need to take it but, so what I’d such as you to do is come to my home with the TV and carry it into my lounge. At that time, we are able to assess if the TV matches on my TV stand and if you’ll be able to join it to my Amazon Fireplace TV Stick correctly.

Until the TV has Roku inbuilt? Does the TV have Roku inbuilt? Your publish stated that the TV is “damaged and 100 per cent doesn’t work,” however I’m nonetheless going to behave as if the TV is practical, leaving you to surprise if I even learn your publish and whether or not I can be offended upon realizing that the TV is certainly damaged.

I’m not in a position to get the TV right now as a result of my mom/daughter/gerbil is sick. May I get the TV subsequent Wednesday?

One vital factor: Has the TV ever performed an episode of “Doogie Howser, M.D.”? I’m philosophically towards a toddler working as a medical skilled and discover this present offensive. If the TV has been used for this objective, I should rethink taking this TV. I’m not saying that I gained’t take it you probably have ever watched “Doogie Howser, M.D.” on it—it simply is determined by what number of episodes. As an illustration, if you happen to watched one “Doogie Howser, M.D.” simply to form of get a way of what Neil Patrick Harris was like as a toddler actor out of pure curiosity as a result of you’re a fan of his later work, that will be O.Ok. Should you binge-watched a number of seasons of “Doogie Howser, M.D.” all on one Saturday, I can not take the TV. When you ship me a log of which “Doogie Howser, M.D.” episodes you’ve watched on this TV (from an moral standpoint, some “Doogie Howser, M.D.” episodes are extra acceptable than others as a result of Doogie spends much less time within the hospital and extra time doing regular child actions), I’ll take just a few days and contemplate if I nonetheless need the TV.

Truly, simply to be secure, please ship a log of all applications you watched on this TV.

What time will you be arriving with the TV? I texted you 13 minutes in the past saying that I wished the TV, and you continue to haven’t arrived at my home. To be fairly sincere, I discover that very impolite, and now I’m undecided that I need to take the TV in any case.

This TV is damaged! I’m offended!

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